coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
- DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- DC: Wait-
- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
- DC: I didn't-
- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- Marvel: PEACE
Twitter Campaign: These are only facts.
Feel free to join in on this campaign to boycott the Exodus movie trailer. I’m so infuriated that it is 2014 and we are still portraying on the silver screen a falsehood of what the ancient Egyptians were! Use the hashtag #BoycottExodusMovie to join. This is honestly some fuck boy mentality honestly!
i will be boycotting this. I hope this takes off
PLEASE BOYCOTT THIS!! I want to see this thing flop. We can make a statement with this. Don’t even netflix it or buy it in DVD. If you must see it. Wait till the movie/weed man gets a rip or a good copy after it’s in stores.
boycott the fuck outta it
Didn’t this happen with Noah, too?
Wait… I’m seeing a pattern…
It’s so nice when I’m given a good reason to boycott shit I wasn’t going to support anyway.
Notice how the only dark skinned people are servants? What the hell…
holy. fucking. shit.
Anonymous said: That's a little harsh, don't you think?
What, telling that last person to curse an attempted rapist? Fuck no, I don’t think it’s harsh. If anything, it’s mild compared to what I’d really like to do.
If I had my druthers, I would track down the abusive boyfriend who repeatedly assaulted me in college and the things I would do would probably land me in jail for life.
There are a lot of areas in life where I see gray spots or try to employ a measure of understanding and moderation.
Dealing with rapists, even attempted ones, is NOT one of them.
If you sexually assault someone, if you force or coerce someone to have sex, if you knowingly and deliberately have sexual contact with another person without their consent, you are the literal scum of the earth and yes, you deserve to rot in very small pieces in an unmarked grave.
And if you think anything about rape is funny or “no big deal” or caused by something the victim said/did/wore, I will literally kick your face in if we ever see each other on the street.
No prisoners. No mercy.
Every word, man. Every fuckin word